What's Playing in the Media Room - January 16th

The Bachelor - 8:00 Two Hours - ABC - Season 16 Episode 3
Episode Title: Episode 1603
Ben returns to his hometown, San Francisco, with the 16 remaining gals and goes skiing with 11 of them. (It's a hilly city.) He takes another to City Hall, where they're serenaded by singer-songwriter Matt Nathanson. There's also a cocktail-party crasher, a woman who already knows Ben and wants to add her name to his list of romantic possibilities. The official bachelorettes are not amused. One woman faints and another breaks down in tears at the rose ceremony, and when it's over 13 have roses.


How I Met Your Mother - 8:00/10:00 - CBS - Season 7 Episode 14
Episode Title: 46 Minutes
Lily and Marshall's official move to the suburbs hits a snag when her pushy father flat-out refuses to move out of their new digs. Meanwhile, Ted, Barney and Robin deal with their friends' exodus from the city by hitting a strip club.


Alcatraz - 8:00 - CBS/CityTV - Season 1 Episode 1 and 2
Episode Title: Pilot and Ernest Cobb
A task force comes together as a sniper starts targeting young victims in the opener of a dramatic series in which prisoners who mysteriously vanished decades ago from Alcatraz reappear in the present.


Gossip Girl - 8:00/9:00 - The CW/Much Music - Season 5 Episode 11
Episode Title: The End of the Affair?
Blair's flashbacks reveal the fallout of her and Chuck's car accident, which Nate realizes may have been caused by foul play. Meanwhile, Lily gets a private eye to locate Charlie; and Vera Wang makes an appearance at Blair's bridal-dress fitting.


2 Broke Girls - 8:30/10:30 - CBS - Season 1 Episode 14
Episode Title: And the Upstairs Neighbor
Max and Caroline start off on the wrong foot with their new upstairs neighbor.


Two and a Half Men - 9:00 - CBS/CTV - Season 8 Episode 14
Episode Title: A Possum on Chemo
Alan's on-again, off-again relationship with Lyndsey is back on; Zoey goes to extremes to make Walden get a shave and a haircut.


Being Human - 9:00/10:00 - SyFy/Space Canada - Season 2 Episode 1
Episode Title: Turn This Mother Out
A vampire power vacuum weighs on Aidan, Sally's powers grow stronger, and Josh and Nora try to live "normal" lives in the Season 2 premiere.


Mike and Molly - 9:30 - CBS/CTV - Season 2 Episode 13
Episode Title: Victoria Can't Drive
Molly and her mother turn to Mike for help when Victoria is arrested for a number of driving violations.


Shameless - 9:00 - TMN - Season 2 Episode 2
Episode Title: Summer Loving
Frank finds a new financial plan with Dottie; Fiona juggles her job, kids and love life.


Castle - 10:00 - ABC/CTV - Season 4 Episode 12
Episode Title: Dial M for Mayor
A body is found in a car within the mayor's motor pool, jeopardizing the mayor's administration and Castle's partnership with the police, which the mayor helped arrange.


Hawaii Five-0 - 10:00 - CBS/Global - Season 2 Episode 14
Episode Title: Pu'olo (The Package)
As the Five-0 investigate a smuggling case, Chin Ho tells Steve shocking news about Joe White that results in a face-off between the two friends. Meanwhile, Danny plays midwife for his ex-wife when she goes into early labor.


House of Lies - 10:00 - TMN - Season 1 Episode 2
Episode Title: Amsterdamn
Marty and The Pod go to Phoenix to clean up a mess at a sports franchise caused the the owners.


Californication - 10:30 - TMN - Season 5 Episode 2
Episode Title: The Way of the Fist
Sam drags Hank to meet with director Peter Berg when Hank passes on writing a new movie.


Repeat Rundown:
8:00 - NCIS - Global Canada
9:00 - House - Global Canada
9:00 - Hart of Dixie - The CW


Other Shows Worth Mentioning:
8:00 - Pretty Little Liars - ABC Family\Much Music
8:00 - Betty White's B-Day Party
9:00 - The Lying Game - ABC Family
9:00 - The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - Bravo USA
9:00 - Hoarders - AandE
9:00 and 9:30 - Hairy Bikers - History Channel Canada
9:30 - Betty White's Off Their Rockers - NBC
10:00 - Rock Centre - NBC
10:00 - It`s a Brad Brad World - Bravo USA
10:00 - Intervention - A and E
10:00 - Canadian Pickers - HIstory Channel Canada
10:00 - Lost Girl - SyFy - Series Premiere in USA


Canadian Channel Changes.



Movies Worth Mentioning:


Tonight on the CBC:
8:00 - Mr. D
8:30 - Little Mosque on the Prairie
9:00 - Repemption Inc.


Tonight on TLC:
9:00 - Cake Boss:Next Great Baker
10:00 - DC Cupcakes


A Look at Late Night:
Late Show: Actor Simon Baker; actress Elizabeth Banks; Seal performs.
Late Late Show: Actress Lucy Liu; actor Kevin Sorbo.
Kimmel: Repeat
Tonight Show: Repeat
Late Night: Actor Liam Neeson; TV host Piers Morgan; Chiddy Bang performs.
Conan: Actress Kate Beckinsale; actor Stephen Merchant; St. Vincent performs.


What's Playing in My Media Room Tonight:
8:00 - How I Met Your Mother, Alcatraz, Mr. D
8:30 - 2 Broke Girls
9:00 - Shameless
10:00 - Castle, House of Lies, Hawaii Five-0, Being Human
10:30 - Californication