What's Playing in the Media Room - March 13th

Secret Millionaire - 8:00 - ABC - Season 2 Episode 2
Episode Title: Marc Paskin: Detroit, MI
Real estate investor and multi-millionaire Marc Paskin spends a week living in a typical, run down, one-bedroom house on the east side of Detroit, an area with a reputation for crime, drugs and gangs. Paskin will have to survive on $50.00, the equivalent of one week of Detroit's welfare assistance for a single man over 55. During this time, he will find deserving people and organizations that are making a real difference in the lives of men, women and children, and will surprise these heroes with donations of thousands of dollars from his own fortune.


The Amazing Race:Unfinished Business - 8:00 - CBS/CityTV - Season 18 Episode 3
Episode Title: This is the Most Stupid Day Ever
The nine remaining teams depart from Commodore Perry's Landing in Kurihama, Japan and travel to their next destination in a race around the world for one million dollars.


America's Next Great Restaurant - 8:00 - NBC - Season 1 Episode 2
The 10 restaurateurs must each create a logo and hire an executive chef; the contestants and their new chefs cook for a crowd at Universal Studios Hollywood.


The Simpsons - 8:00 - Fox/Global - Season 22 Episode 16
Episode Title: A Midsummer's Nice Dream
The town is abuzz when Cheech and Chong announce a Springfield stop on their much-anticipated reunion tour. But when Cheech and Chong take the stage in front of their loyal fans, the jokes were just not the same for Chong, so Homer steps in and delivers all the punchlines by heart. Impressed, Cheech invites Homer to go on tour with him as new duo "Cheech and Chunk" while Chong forms a more progressive comedic team, "Teach and Chong," with Principal Skinner. While Homer is on tour, Marge attempts to help the neighborhood cat lady and change her hoarder ways, but turns into a hoarder herself in the process, and Homer realizes that life on the road is not all high times and slapstick humor.


Bob's Burgers - 8:30 - Fox - Season 1 Episode 7
Episode Title: Bed and Breakfast
With a long weekend approaching, Linda sees an opportunity to capitalize on the tourist traffic by starting a bed and breakfast. But when the reservations are filled by some shady character, Louise plants listening devices all over the house to keep an ear on what's happening.


Star Wars 5: The Empire Strikes Back
Yoda teaches Luke Skywalker to be a Jedi knight, and Han Solo woos Princess Leia, as Darth Vader returns to threaten the rebel forces trying to save the galaxy.

Stars: Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Billy Dee Williams, Anthony Daniels


Undercover Boss - 9:00 - CBS - Season 2 Episode 17
Episode Title: United Fan Lines
Rich McClure, the CEO of United Van Lines, the nation's largest moving company, asks his wife to assist him during one of his undercover jobs. Meanwhile, the boss' moving team fears he won't make it through the physically demanding task of wrapping, packing and loading an entire move.


The Celebrity Apprentice - 9:00 Two Hours - NBC - Season 11 Episode 2
Episode Title: Child's Play
The celebrities must write a children's book based on one of their teammates and perform it for 4- and 5-year-olds; Holly Robinson Peete helps choose the winner.


Big Love - 9:00 - HBO - Season 5 Episode 9
Episode Title: Exocism
With Alby on the run and posing an imminent threat, the Henrickson family finds itself in lockdown mode. Frazzled though not incapacitated after a near-death experience, Nicki decides to break Cara Lynnʼs "dependencies" by enrolling her in boarding school. Barb spars with Bill about her new churchʼs stance on polygamy, and her commitment to the family. Lois begs Frank to rescue her from confinement; Margene vows to repay Pam for her Goji investment; Ben (Douglas Smith) and Bill debate what to do about Rhonda.


Californication - 9:00 - Showtime - Season 4 Episode 10
Episode Title: The Trial
Hank's trial turns into a disastrous character assassination.


Sister Wives - 9:00 - TLC - Season 2 Episode 1
Episode Title: Browns Out of Hiding
Kody and his four wives are off to New York to appear on national television as open polygamists; the Brown family kids embark on their first day of public school.


The Cleveland Show - 9:30 - Fox - Season 2 Episode 16
Episode Title: The Way The Cookie Crumbles
When Cleveland sees all of his childhood possessions around town, he learns that his parents, Freight Train and Cookie, have been selling his stuff to get money after being scammed out of their life savings. Together, Cleveland, Freight Train and their friends get together to bring down the con man who targeted their family. Meanwhile, Rallo gets a toy microphone and tries his hand at being a commentator, announcer and stand-up comic.


CSI:Miami - 10:00 - CBS - Season 9 Episode 16
Episode Title: Hunting Ground
The CSIs uncover an exclusive hunting club where the prey is human.


Breakout Kings - 10:00 - A and E - Season 1 Episode 2
Episode Title: Collected
Xavier Price escapes from prison in the midst of a candlelight vigil outside the penitentiary. The Breakout Kings are immediately brought on the case to try and track him down. It turns out this violent criminal is a "collector," and has a history of kidnapping women, torturing them, and holding them captive in basements. Once the team learns he currently has a woman hidden away somewhere, the race is on to the find her before Virgil can harm her.


Shameless - 10:00 - Showtime - Season 1 Episode 10
Episode Title: Nana Gallagher Had an Affair
The children's paternity is put into question and Frank needs Carl's help.


Hoarding:Buried Alive - 10:00 - TLC - Season 2 Episode 12
Episode Title: Oh My Gosh
Tammy is forced to eat her meals in her car; her sick father is unable to return home from the hospital.


Tonight on The CBC:
8:00 - The Force of Nature: The David Suzuki Movie

What will be playing in my Media Room:
8:00 - The Amazing Race
10:00 - Breakout Kings