What's Playing in the Media Room - May 14th

Dancing With The Stars - 8:00 1.5 Hours - ABC - Season 14 Episode 16
Episode Title: Episode 1409
The ninth week of performances. The four remaining couples perform a ballroom and a Latin dance.

How I Met Your Mother - 8:00 1 Hour - CBS/CityTV - Season 7 Episode 24
Episode Title: The Magician's Code Part 1 and 2

Season Finale!
The Magician’s Code, Part One
While Marshall is in Atlantic City with Barney, Lily goes into labor, leaving him desperate to make it back to New York before the baby is born. Meanwhile, Ted and Robin try to distract Lily during her painful contractions, on the first part of the one-hour seventh season finale.

The Magician’s Code, Part Two
On Barney’s future wedding day, when his wife is finally revealed, the gang reminisces about the time they encouraged Ted to follow his heart and go after the one that got away, on the second part of the one-hour seventh season finale.

America's Got Talent - 8:00 Two Hours - NBC/CTV - Season 7 Episode 1
Episode Title: Episode 701

Season Premiere!
The series returns for its seventh season with outspoken, unedited radio personality, television host and author Howard Stern joining the experienced and talented judge dais, alongside comedian, TV host and producer Howie Mandel and daytime TV host, reality producer and music manager Sharon Osbourne. Actor, producer and comedian Nick Cannon returns as host. The two-hour premiere kicks off with auditions in Los Angeles and St. Louis. With the talent search open to acts of all ages, “America’s Got Talent” has brought the variety format back to the forefront of American culture by showcasing performers from across the country, all vying for their chance to win America’s heart – and the $1 million prize.


Bones - 8:00 - FOX/Global - Season 7 Episode 13
Episode Title: The Past in the Present

Season Finale!
Series star David Boreanaz directs the Season 7 finale, which features the return of Christopher Pelant when the "hacktivist" and suspected serial killer is back in court, but the team's efforts to pin another murder on him don't go as planned after evidence points to Brennan as the culprit.

Gossip Girl - 8:00/9:00 - The CW/Much Music - Season 5 Episode 24
Episode Title: The Return of the Ring

Season Finale!
In the fifth-season finale, Blair makes a choice between Chuck and Dan. Meanwhile, Lily comes to a decision about her marriage; and Nate suggests that he and Lola move in together.


Two and a Half Men - 9:00 - CBS - Season 9 Episode 24
Episode Title: Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

Season Finale!
In the ninth-season finale, Jake makes an important decision about his future after graduating from high school.


House - 9:00 - FOX/Global - Season 8 Episode 21
Episode Title: Holding On
Thirteen returns as the team takes on the case of a college student who suffers a mysterious nosebleed during cheerleading practice. His problems could be both physiological and psychological. Meanwhile, Foreman tries a different approach with House.


Hart of Dixie - 9:00/8:00 - The CW/CHCH - Season 1 Episode 22
Episode Title: The Big Day

Season Finale!
In the first-season finale, a huge storm hits town on George and Lemon's wedding day. Meanwhile, Zoe seeks shelter from the storm and winds up in a barn with Wade.


Nurse Jackie - 9:00 - TMN - Season 4 Episode 6
Episode Title: No-Kimono-Zone
Jackie has a dream about Cruz and using; Coop becomes insistent about involvement with O'Hara's child; Zoey questions her feelings for Lenny; O'Hara takes action.


The Bacherlorette - 9:30 1.5 Hours - ABC - Season 8 Episode 1
Episode Title: Episode 801

Season Premiere!
Season 8 premiere: Emily Maynard begins her quest for love in her hometown, Charlotte, where her 25 suitors are predictably charmed by Emily. And Emily is charmed by a letter written by one man's 11-year-old son. But not all contestants charm each other (most notably, the guy who arrives by helicopter) and, not surprisingly, the opening cocktail party has its share of contention. At the rose ceremony later, Emily pares the field to 19.


Mike and Molly - 9:30 - CBS - Season 2 Episode 23
Episode Title: The Wedding

Season Finale!
In the Season 2 finale, Mike and Molly walk down the aisle, but the trip is not without a few wedding-day hitches.


Hawaii Five-0 - 10:00 - CBS/Global - Season 2 Episode 23
Episode Title: Ua Hala (Death in the Family)

Season Finale!
The second season concludes with Five-0 losing one of its own in the line of duty. Meanwhile, another team member is forced to choose between kidnapped loved ones.


Smash - 10:00 - NBC - Season 1 Episode 15
Episode Title: Bombshell

Season Finale!
In the first-season finale, Derek makes a major decision, and it affects both Karen and Ivy. Meanwhile, Tom and Julia scramble to save the show; and Ellis reveals where his loyalties truly lie.


Repeat Rundown:
10:30 - Game of Thrones - HBO


Other Shows Worth Mentioning:
8:00 - The Secret Life of the American Teenager - ABC Family
8:00 - Antiques Roadshow - PBS
8:00 - Worlds Wildest Police Videos - Spike
8:00 - The Weight of the Nation - HBO
9:00/10:00 - Eureka - SyFY/Space Canada
9:00 - Make It or Break It- ABC Family
9:00 - Undercover Stings - Spike
9:00 - Johnny Carson: American Masters - PBS
9:15 - The Weight of the Nation - HBO
10:00 - Bethenny Ever After - Bravo USA
10:00 - Lost Girl - SyFy
10:00 - Ridiculousness - MTV
10:30 - Money From Strangers - MTV


Movies Worth Mentioning:
9:00 - Escape from the Planet of The Apes - HiFi


Tonight on the CBC:
7:30 - NHL Playoffs: Devils vs Rangers


Tonight on TLC:
8:00 - Undercover Boss:Abroad
9:00 - Undercover Boss:Abroad


A Look at Late Night:
Late Show: TV host Kelly Ripa; actor Adam Scott; Tenacious D performs.
Late Late Show: Craig visits Scotland with actress Mila Kunis, actor Michael Clarke Duncan, actress Rashida Jones, author David Sedaris and reality-TV personality Ariel Tweto; The Imagineers perform.
Kimmel: Repeat
Tonight Show: Reality TV stars Kourtney, Kim and Khloé Kardashian; TV personality Donny Deutsch; Karmin performs.
Late Night: Chef Gordon Ramsay; animal handler Jeff Musial; Willie Nelson performs.
Conan: Actress Chelsea Handler; actor Billy Eichner; Doyle and Debbie perform.


What's Playing in My Media Room Tonight:
8:00 - How I Met Your Mother
8:30 - How I Met Your Mother
9:00 - House, Nurse Jackie
9:30 -
10:00 - Hawaii Five-0, Smash
10:30