What's Playing in the Media Room - March 4th

Once Upon a Time - 8:00/7:00 - ABC/CTV - Season 1 Episode 14
Episode Title: Dreamy
Mary Margaret and Leroy form an unlikely alliance to help the Storybrooke nuns sell candles at the Miner's Day festival, but she wonders if Leroy will be able to keep a promise. Meanwhile, Emma investigates the disappearance of David's wife, Kathryn; and in the fairy-tale world, Grumpy is smitten with a clumsy fairy.


The Amazing Race - 8:00 - CBS/CTV - Season 20 Episode 3
Episode Title: Bust Me Right in the Head With It (Asuncion, Paraguay)
For the first time, the contestants travel to Paraguay; the teams struggle with a challenge and must perfect a balancing act.


The Simpsons - 8:00 - FOX/Global - Season 23 Episode 15
Episode Title: Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart
Bart plasters unflattering graffiti images of Homer all over Springfield. They catch the eyes of established street artists Shepard Fairey, Ron English, Kenny Scharf and Robbie Conal, who catch him in the act, and they invite him to exhibit his work at a gallery show of his own. Meanwhile, a new health-food superstore threatens to put the Kwik-E-Mart out of business.


Napolean Dynamite - 8:30 - FOX/Global - Season 1 Episode 6
Episode Title: FFA
In the Season 1 finale, Napoleon and Pedro team up for the Future Farmers of America state competition after Napoleon's former partner drops out. Complicating matters further: The FFA queen makes a pass at Napoleon.


Desperate Housewives - 9:00 - ABC/CTV- Season 8 Episode 15
Episode Title: She Needs Me
Susan offers to help the father of Julie's baby raise the child; Bree agrees to go to Maine with Orson—perhaps for good; Karen pleads with Gaby not to tell Roy about her condition; and the loan shark who threatened Ben sets out to ruin Renee.


The Good Wife - 9:00/10:00 - CBS/Global - Season 3 Episode 16
Episode Title: After the Fall
Alicia defends a documentary filmmaker who is blamed for a student's suicide. Meanwhile, power grabs are made at the firm; and Peter discovers the price of taking the moral high ground.


The Celebrity Apprentice - 9:00 Two Hours - NBC - Season 12 Episode 3
Episode Title: How Much Is That Celebrity in the Window?
The teams must design window displays for a jewelry collection; the women's team leader struggles with the task; the men lose faith in their leader.


Family Guy - 9:00 - FOX/Global - Season 10 Episode 15
Episode Title: Burning Down the Bayit
When Mort asks Peter and Quagmire to help save his pharmacy, the three decide to burn it down and collect the insurance money.


Shameless - 9:00 - Showtime - Season 2 Episode 8
Episode Title: Parenthood
While Jody and Sheila comfort a dying Grammy, Frank steps out and stops at the Kash and Grab, where he walks in on Ian and Mickey in a compromising position. Meanwhile, Lip wants to quit school, but Fiona tells him that if he reconsiders, she'll go back and get her GED; Lip takes Karen to a number of adoption agencies and doesn't like what she has planned; Steve decides to coach Carl's football team.


Luck - 9:00 - HBO - Season 1 Episode 6
Ace meets with a track owner and his parole officer, but sends Nathan Israel to discuss business with his fellow investors, who scheme to stay one step ahead of their new partner. Meanwhile, an earthquake has a curious effect on Joey's state of mind; and Leon and Rosie find their racing skills questioned by higher authorities.


The Walking Dead - 9:00 - AMC - Season 2 Episode 11
Episode Title: Judge, Jury, Executioner
When Rick and Shane agree on a pivotal decision, Dale begins to suspect a lack of humanity fostering among the group. Meanwhile, Carl's actions have an unexpected impact.


American Dad - 9:30 - FOX/Global - Season 7 Episode 12
Episode Title: The Wrestler
Steve's pal Barry threatens Stan's high-school wrestling record, so Stan enlists Roger to keep that from happening. Bad move.


GCB - 10:00 - ABC/CTV - Season 1 Episode 1
Episode Title: Pilot
Amanda Vaughn, a disgraced widow, moves back to the affluent Dallas neighborhood where she grew up to start over. In the opener, Amanda moves in with her mother and encounters ladies she mistreated in high school who are eager to send her packing.


CSI:Miami - 10:00 - CBS - Season 10 Episode 15
Episode Title: No Good Deed
A neighborhood do-gooder is murdered and the investigation reveals that the victim was about to blow the whistle on something big.


Breakout Kings - 10:00 - AandE - Season 2 Episode 1
Episode Title: An Unjust Death
In the second-season opener, the team hunt a merciless serial killer whom Lloyd's testimony helped convict. Meanwhile, Charlie gets offered a promotion, putting the fate of the program in jeopardy.


Eastbound and Down - 10:00 - HBO - Season 3 Episode 3
Episode Title: Chapter 16
Pro scout Roy McDaniel (Matthew McConaughey) asks Kenny to take a promising Russian pitching prospect under his wing; Stevie takes stock of Shane's status while negotiating his return to Kenny's entourage.


Spartacus:Vengeance - 10:00 - TMN - Season 3 Episode 6
Episode Title: Chosen Path
Spartacus urges his rebels to train for the defense of their new sanctuary; Lucretia and Ilithyia become close; Glaber's forces swell with some deadly new recruits.


Comic Book Men - 10:00 - AMC - Season 1 Episode 3
Episode Title: Zombies
Walt reluctantly lets Ming run a new sales promotion for the Stash based around zombies, but Ming's scary idea might be too frightening for Walt.


House of Lies - 10:00 - Showtime - Season 1 Episode 8
Episode Title: Veritas
At the annual recruiting event for the cream of the Harvard Business School crop, the wannabe employees are wined, dined and sized up; and Marty singles out the lone black aspirant for special guidance. Meanwhile, Doug tries to prove to Clyde that he can coach any recruit into making the cut; and Jeannie's interview with a flirtatious female potential hire proves revealing.


Californication - 10:30 - Showtime - Season 5 Episode 8
Episode Title: Raw
Hank does not look forward to having to read Tyler's screenplay. He gets a pleasant surprise when he discovers that it's pretty good—but he's unpleasantly surprised to see that Becca is referenced in the manuscript. Later, there's a skull session with Samurai and Eddie Nero to discuss Nero's next project.


Life's Too Short - 10:30 - HBO - Season 1 Episode 2
Episode Title: Episode 2
Warwick launches his Web site, but winds up regretting a confrontation with an anonymous commenter. Meanwhile, Warwick jumps at the chance to work on a film with Helena Bonham Carter; and tries to steal the spotlight in an interview with the BBC.


Other Shows Worth Mentioning:
7:00 - America's Funniest Home Video's - ABC/CITYTV
7:30 - The Cleveland Show - Fox
8:00 - Mob Wives - VH1
8:00 - Canada's Got Talent - CityTV
8:30 - Less Than Kind - HBO
9:00 - Army Wives - Life Network
9:00 - Lost Girl - Showcase
9:00 - The Real Housewives of Atlanta - Bravo USA
9:30 - Storage Wars - AandE
10:01 - The Kandi Factory - Bravo USA


Repeat Rundown:
8:00 - The Voice - NBC


Movies Worth Mentioning:
8:00 - X-Men Origins:Wolverine - CHCH
9:00 - Starsky and Hutch - CityTV
9:00 - Pirates of the Carribean:Dead Man's Chest - Spike
9:00 - Road to Perdition - History Channel Canada


Tonight on The CBC:
8:00 - The Don Cherry Story II


Tonight on TLC:
9:00 - Hoarding
10:00 and 10:30 - My Strange Addiction


What`s Playing in My Media Room:
8:00 - Once Upon a Time, The Amazing Race
9:00 - Luck, The Walking Dead, Shameless
10:00 - Breakout Kings, Comic Book Men, House of Lies, GCB, Eastbound and Down
10:30 - Californication, Life's Too Short

*Note: I can't actually watch the Showtime shows until tomorrow night as that's when they air here, but I can't recommend all three of them enough.